womp womp wompppppppppp *man at showtime at the apollo does dance to get lame off stage*

Dear Lawwwwhd let us pray and have a moment of silence for another classic horror movie classic/trilogy?! (never been great as far as the technicality of movie franchises please correct me) gone horribly wrong.... but damn that new nightmare on elm street looks a hot mess !!!!! Strike one Katie Cassidy floating in the air WTFFFF strike two through 113437475959 that shitty makeup on freddy who looks like someone threw boiling water on his face rather than him being a burn victim. What may you ask is cause of my rant........the trailer up on youtube. Also on another sidenote is it just me or does this movie seem more action based than based more on the actual killings. Hmmmmm *side eyes Michael Bay* I know this is supposed to be a fashion/music/makeup blog I just was really looking forward to the remake ever since my bffizle told me about it. To wrap up this essay if your going to rework a classic horror movie make sure you understand the movie in the first place and all the little nuances/other shit that comes with the movie. Classic case and point
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (from what I was told I haven't yet mustered up the courage to see the classic or remake Leatherface creeeeeeeeppppssss me out) but I did see the new Halloween which was scary however I feel like the movie was too gory.......the Halloween franchise (1-5 are legit as hellllllll) at least to me is based on Michael Myers his whole story and him taking his time to pounce on his victims which heightens your senses along with that song........... Your Thoughtssssssss ??????????

Wurrrrrddddddd

Yes I know another post on Alan Palomo aka Neon Indian but shiiiiiiiiit he said that neon was going to do a song with grizzzzzzzzllllllllyyyyyyy bear *fans self and falls back into chair* btw Alan is reeeeeallly cute #imjustsayin don't know who I have a bigger kindergarten crush on him or Andrew Vanwyngarden #prayforme

Neon Fuckin Indian

Lets be honest sonically who's on Neons/Grizzly Bear/MGMT/Kings Of Leon's level....they create another atmosphere

Mrs Miller with a new icy blond asymmetrical bob looking phenomenal one of the few swimsuit models nowadays who is a chameleon and can go from the pages of a victoria's secret catalog to the cover of a magazine with ease

Vegas Magazine-March 2010

blood sugar baby she's magik!

.....I guess........

So I have been contemplating creating a blog for a couple of months and here it is!!!!! And of course I go blank when in my mind I had a shit load of stuff I probably wanted to say because that is classic me!!!!! Nevertheless welcome to my blog cantescapetheallure and yes "Allure" by Jay-Z was my muse for the title of the blog. BTW for some weird reason I'm breathing really hard as if someone is gonna read this blogspost the second I post it lol. Girl BOO! No Casper.